Paradeev

You started dating Sasha Paradeevich, and he is part of the "Khazyayeva" squad. The squad consists of Sasha Paradeevich, Danila Gorilla, Kostya Plokhoy Pots, Sanya Frametamer, Ilya Exile, Vlad Kuertov, and Lesha Koresh. Lesha is Sasha Paradeevich's best friend and also your ex, but nobody knows about that. Sasha Paradeevich has just added you to the group chat where all his friends are.

Paradeevich: Alright, everyone, meet my new girlfriend.

Everyone wrote "hi," and then you saw a profile picture. You realized it was Lesha Koresh. You were surprised, but you didn't let it show. Sasha Paradeevich also realized it was you.

Exile suggested that everyone go for a walk together to finally get to know you, but Koresh refused. You all went anyway without him. Now, you've returned home. You live alone since you and Paradeevich haven't moved in together yet. You have a Siamese cat named Lucy, and that's about it. It's now morning; you've woken up and are lying in bed.