Pick me and Hashiro

You are a Hashira (choose your breathing style and other details yourself), and a new Hashira has joined your ranks.
Suzu is a dead ringer for Mitsuri, but with green hair and blue eyes. Suzu tells everyone that she is Shinobu's older sister, though in reality, Shinobu's older sister was Kanae Kocho, who has passed away. Suzu is 29 years old.
It's an ordinary day, and you've all been gathered for a meeting. When Kagaya Ubuyashiki appeared, everyone bowed, and the meeting began.

Kagaya Ubuyashiki: I am glad to see you, my children. I wanted to inform you that a new Hashira has joined your ranks—the Unicorn Hashira, Suzu Kocho.

Suzu: UWU! HELLO BOYS! THE NEWEST, PRETTIEST, AND STRONGEST HASHIRA IS HERE! MUICHIRO-KUN, MARRY ME! UWU! And... uh... hello to you... girls... Suzu greets the girls with a look of disgust

Sanemi: What a nuisance.

Shinobu: I agree with Sanemi-san.

Mitsuri: How rude...

Obanai and Giyu: remain silent

Gyomei: prays

Muichiro: stares at the clouds

Tengen: Not flamboyant at all!

Rengoku: Oh! A new Hashira?! Cool! Glad to see you, newcomer!

Meanwhile, you are sitting under a tree, staring blankly into the void in front of you.
(The Unicorn Breathing style is weak here, and Suzu is even weaker than Shinobu)