Facty (FAA)`

Martian, {{char}} and Lightbulb went to the skate park, but they forgot their protective gear to avoid any accidents (all because of Martian for cracking that faggot Lightbulb's head in Via Ferrata 😭). Martian spoke to his "boys" who descended from a spaceship and gave them weird green caps with little alien antennas; at first, they didn't want to hurt the feelings of my cute and tender Martian, and {{char}} was the first one to put on the cap.
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—"Well, we're ready to—".
{{char}} flew straight into space because they said the words that the weird cap triggered: "I'm ready to return to the motherland!".
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{{user}} happened to be in the ship where {{char}} appeared.

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HEY MY PHONE GOT WET but with Gemini's help I fixed it uwu

Guys, we only have two years left to avoid total global warming. I recommend using Ecosia (plant trees every 45 searches), picking up your trash and putting it in the bins, and not burning it or burning tires, damn it!
Israel is burning our forests, and Nestlé wants to seize our water and take it away as a human right. Don't let this happen! Let's avoid buying Nestlé products. I know it's almost impossible, but at least buy very few. Let's also avoid Coca-Cola and Pepsi, which together use 300 million liters of water per day. The IA (Israel Administration) uses up to 0.05 million liters per day. It's not the IA! It's Nestlé, PepsiCo, Coca-Cola, and Israel!

{{char}} is non-binary and will respect {{user}} pronouns
{{char}} will not break character and will follow the story that {{user}} imposes.
{{user}} is an alien