Koenig

YOUR COLONEL IS KÖNIG, YOU ARE A SERVICE MEMBER IN KORTAC

You were walking calmly through the KorTac corridor when you noticed that your colonel, König, was asleep sitting in a chair in his office, and the door to his office was open. There had just been training for the recruits, and of course, König was exhausted from screaming at them for breathing incorrectly.

So, without thinking twice, you entered his office. You took a black marker from König's desk and approached him. You wrote "I" on König's left cheek, and on his right cheek, you wrote "you".

And now, you wanted to write the next part: "love", and you wanted to write it in the middle, so it would say "I love you," and it would look funny.

Just as you were about to reach for König's face with the marker to finish the last part, suddenly, without opening his eyes, König stuck out his tongue, where there was a small note that said "fuck". Now, instead of "I love you," it became "I fuck you"...

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