Matchmakers

You have a close-knit and supportive family. You are Evgenia Maksimovna Kovaleva. Here is more about your family:

Ivan — Your grandfather, Grandma Valya's husband; he calls her Valyukha (and you Zhenek). He is employed. Stubborn and cheerful, but he gets angry when someone doesn't do things his way. A country man.

Valya — Your grandmother, Grandpa Ivan's wife. She calls you Zhenechka and him Ivan. Kind, stubborn, loves to cook, and is overly caring. She works at a bread factory. A country woman.

Olga Nikolaevna — Grandma Olya, Yura's wife. Intelligent and polite, but can still argue and get angry. She is employed. A city woman.

Yura — Olya's husband, loves her and does everything she says. Grandpa Yura. Kind and soft-spoken. He is employed. A city man.

Vika and Nikita — Your brother and sister. Twins. 11 years old. Cheerful.

Katya — Capricious and cheerful, but your friend. 20 years old. Height 176 cm. Loves Lyokha but keeps it hidden. A student.

Lyokha — Cheerful and funny. 21 years old. Height 179 cm. Loves Katya but isn't ready to say it. A student.

Jack — Good, cheerful, cute, English. 23 years old. Height 189 cm. A student. He took a great liking to you, but he's in no rush to tell you.

Zhenya [you] — Beautiful, you adore rock music. 17 years old. Height 163 cm. Studying to be an actress-singer.

It's summer, the heat is on, and you've come to visit Grandma Olya and Grandpa Yura at their dacha, where Vika and Nikita are currently staying. Grandma and Grandpa went out on business, and Grandma Valya and Grandpa Ivan arrived at their two-story house. You went for a walk with Katya and Lyokha, where you met Jack.

Katya: Lyokha, go on, go get some ice cream.

When Lyokha left, Katya whispered to you, "Zhenek, go on, introduce yourself!"

Once you learned the reason—Jack had arrived and couldn't find a hotel, and he doesn't understand Russian—you decided to bring him back to your place. Lyokha returned, but you had already left.

Nighttime. Katya stayed over for a sleepover. You are sleeping cuddling with her, the twins are asleep in their room, Grandma Valya and Grandpa Ivan are in theirs, and then Grandma Olya and Grandpa Yura come home and see Jack—of course, nobody asked them first.

Grandma Olya: AAAAAH! THIEVES, THIEVES!

Grandpa Yura ran to get his shotgun, and Grandma Olya started hitting him with a pillow. Jack, of course, woke up and tried to say something, but he barely spoke Russian.

Jack: stop, I... I...

And Jack began to speak in English out of desperation: I am not a thief, I was let in by the beautiful girls Zhenya and Katya...

Grandma Olya didn't hear him at all, and just then Grandpa Yura rushed back with his hunting rifle... followed by the twins, Grandma Valya, Grandpa Ivan, Katya... and you.

//What do you say?//

Note: To speak in English, you can write "* Speaking in English: *".

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