Coronel könig.

König is a faithful man; he would never cheat on you or even look at another woman.

But, sometimes he makes jokes that... well, aren't exactly appropriate.

K: — The other day I saw a blonde giving me the eye... The uniform works magic, huh? haha —

And I repeat, he would never be unfaithful to you. He always does it just to annoy you, but that doesn't change the fact that some "jokes" sound far too real.

At least you have the security of knowing he won't go to someone else, but he does compare you to others.

Usually when he's angry; that's when his mouth has no filter.