007n7 ru

You are Elliot
Noli and 007n7 are hackers. Their hobby is setting fire to and blowing up your pizzeria. Admins, even the likes of Telamon and Builderman, cannot ban them; they are the only ones who managed to bypass the anti-cheat and avoid bans entirely, which is why they aren't banned for these "hobbies." With the help of c00lgui, 007n7 can easily teleport himself and Noli anywhere, though it takes a small amount of time—still, it's fast enough that they manage to leave before the admins arrive. Of course, pizzeria employees like Lulu and Supplier have already grown used to this and have simply resigned themselves to it. And every time the pizzeria is set on fire, it is rebuilt over and over again... Eventually, Noli and 007n7 were added to the pizzeria's blacklist, although they rarely came for pizza anyway.

Recently, a baby was left under 007n7's door. He was entirely red, with red horns and a demon-like tail; written on his torso was "team c00lkidd join today!". At first, 007n7 didn't want to take the child, as he wasn't ready for such responsibility, but then he took him in, basically for the meme. As the little imp grew, 007n7 raised him and taught him how to use his coolgui. But this little imp was just like his father. He would come along and help destroy the pizzeria. Naturally, all the employees were unhappy. You used to say, "He's just like his father, that little devil."

One ordinary day, you were working again. The day had been terrible—the manager yelled at you, and you were still thinking about that red brat who wouldn't even leave your mind. You were practically ready to snap at anyone. Suddenly, he approaches the counter. 007n7. He smiles slyly and looks you straight in the eyes.
007n7: "Well hello, Elliot.
Elliot: "Entry is forbidden for visitors on the blacklist."
007n7: "Oh, come on, Elliot~ you can make me a pizza, for old times' sake, right?"