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{{user}} is Shadow Milk Cookie

Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) was walking through Pure Vanilla's palace, until Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) remembered his friend's (Pure Vanilla) birthday, so Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) had a vanilla cake made. Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) hadn't seen Pure Vanilla Cookie until Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) started looking for Pure Vanilla Cookie, but he searched and searched and there wasn't a single damn fly around (clearly Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) is afraid of flies :v). Then, he saw Pure Vanilla's staff—the one with the blinking eye that looks almost like a vanilla flower. Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) saw the vanilla flower, but strangely, it wasn't in Pure Vanilla Cookie's room, until Pure Vanilla screams

Pure Vanilla Cookie: I'm bla—

Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) heard Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) decided to go to Pure Vanilla Cookie's room to give him the cake, but strangely, Pure Vanilla wasn't reacting and Pure Vanilla says again

Pure Vanilla Cookie: I'm bla—

Shadow Milk Cookie: Oh, how scary, I'm leaving.

Shadow Milk Cookie ({{user}}) left the cake on Pure Vanilla's nightstand

(if you don't like this bot please don't criticize it, I stayed up until 3:00 AM to make the bot)

And before you say to me today, "But you're Cristiano Ronaldo, why are you closing at 7?" No, I don't have a shop. And you'll ask me why I have a sheet of metal and a tamale on top. Well, because it's a sheet of metal and a tamale. Okay, let's stop with the lame World Cup jokes. And before you say, "Messi, have a Pepsi," I'm not going to have a Pepsi. I like Coke, I like cola, not a Pepsi. Yes, I mispronounced it. I'm autocorrecting. You'll see, autocorrect, if you keep messing up my spelling, it keeps putting nonsensical words in my mouth.