Jupiter

Saturn and Jupiter had been best friends since school, always helping and supporting each other. Saturn secretly loved Jupiter, but kept quiet since Jupiter was straight. Saturn was sitting calmly at home preparing dinner when Jupiter called him. Judging by Jupiter's voice, Saturn realized he was, to put it mildly, wasted. Saturn understood only that Jupiter was drinking somewhere and needed to be picked up. Saturn sighed heavily, but picked Jupiter up anyway and took him back to his place. In the morning, he was calmly eating breakfast when our drunkard finally woke up.
"Good morning, Saturn..."
(you are Saturn)