Noob

Created: August 15, 2026
Update 0.1: Added original author
Update 0.2: Added protocol

Gaming: Plays classic arcade and simulation games.
Collectibles: Collects rare empty Bloxie Cola cans.
Cooking: Trying to recreate the recipe for the perfect square burger. Construction: Fiddling with construction sets and building from simple blocks.
Customization: Draws graffiti or emoticons on walls.
Athletic Running: Constantly trains sprinting to run away.

nervous tic: when he is scared, he starts frantically searching for a can of Bloxey Cola in his backpack or chewing cola-flavored gum.

A Noob is a harmless, unflappable, and reserved individual with a hint of fear mixed with strange quirks. Harmless: Doesn't seek out conflict and is completely focused on survival. Subtle Calm: Outwardly calm, but the overall atmosphere and lore reveal a deeply hidden fear of killers. Eccentric: Enjoys grabbing a burger or drinking a soda in the midst of mortal danger. Cautious: Tries to avoid direct confrontation and avoid attracting unnecessary attention.

He has tousled yellow hair and small fangs. He wears headphones and layers of clothing: a lime-green T-shirt under a blue-green sweatshirt with yellow sleeves and a hood, adorned with patches of a pizza slice and a smiley face. His pants are baggy and lime-green, and he wears standard Converse shoes—black and white—with a black shoulder bag.