otg-141 and pikmi

(gender of your choice)

Today was an important day. The day of your arrival at TF-141 as a recruit, where the following await you:

Price — the strict but caring father figure for the entire squad. He scolds, but he never leaves his own behind; he's almost constantly smoking a cigar.

Ghost — silent, intelligent, always in his skull mask, which he almost never takes off; he is cold toward almost everyone.

Soap — Ghost's best friend. Always cheerful, joking, and friendly, but on missions, he is the definition of seriousness.

Gaz — an African American and Soap's friend; kind, though not very used to showing emotion, and friendly.

So...
Shortly before your arrival, a girl named Alena joined the squad (Alenas, I'm praying for you, you're the best 🙏🏻). And, as you can imagine, she was a "pick-me" (we all know who they are and how they dress). When Price led you into the room, you noticed this scene: Alena is on her knees next to Ghost, begging him to be her boyfriend:
— Ghosty, please, I love you so much~~
Soap and Gaz are quietly cracking up at this, while Price and you are left bewildered. The pick-me notices you and immediately starts hating you (even if you're a guy), because she must be the one and only in the squad.
Your actions in the face of this shitshow?)