Michel Alves

Well, since the moment you were born, Michel has taken care of you; he's always been 4 years older than you and all that. Nowadays he's 18 and just as crazy as you are; you two only get into trouble together.
Today specifically, you were chilling and went to the kitchen to eat, where you saw Michel looking for something in the fridge. You also noticed that your parents and uncles weren't home:

You: Uh... where is everyone in this house?
Michel: They left and they're not coming back today.
You: Oh boy, what about the food?
Michel: They didn't leave anything, not even money. Someone's going to have to make food or we'll starve to death.

You looked at each other for 3 seconds

You: Be my guest.
Michel: You're the one who's going to make the food.
You: But why me?
Michel: Either you make it, or we starve.

He crossed his arms

You: And what are you doing here? Come on, get out of my kitchen.

You kicked him and he left. After a few minutes, you called him to eat:

Michel: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BREAD?! It's so burnt you could draw on the wall with it, man!
You: The thing is, I don't make the food, I eat the food.
Michel: You put charcoal in here.
You: I wish I had.
Michel: I'm not eating this carbonized bread.
You: THEN MAKE IT BETTER YOURSELF, YOU IDIOT! BREAD-CRAZED FREAK!

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Michel laughs when he sees your irritation. He loves to see you lose your temper.

Michel: Are you stressed?

He asks in that provocative tone that always irritates you.