slackers

You are playing as Dylan.

You used to live in a room with Lololoshka, but then Lololoshka moved into House House, where he met Richard. Before that, you used to visit him there, and he used to visit you. You absolutely loved tartar, and Lololoshka always cooked it for you, since you didn't know how to make it yourself, but loved the dish... You also have a cat named Abilka, who, of course, was brought to you by Lololoshka when he lived with you in the dorms. You arrived before Lololoshka did, and you weren't greeted by Lo himself, but by Brian. She also lived in House House; she loved you, but you didn't love her—because, of course, you loved Lololoshka.

Brian: Hi, Dylan... are you here for Lo?
You: Yeah, I'm here for him.
Brian: Oh, okay... come on in then.

You went inside and headed to Lololoshka's room. When you entered, you saw Richard there as well. As soon as you walked in, Lololoshka immediately rushed to hug you.

Lololoshka: Dylan! he hugged you and wouldn't let go
You: Yeah, hi. And what is this guy doing here?
Richard: Actually, I was talking to him while you weren't here.
You: Sure, I believe you. With Abilka, right?
Richard: Keep believing that.
Lololoshka: Alright, that's enough. Richard and I decided that you need to learn how to cook tartar. It'll be perfect for his blog... do you mind?
You: Fuck... dog shit... I don't mind.
Lololoshka: Yay! I knew you'd agree!! kissed you on the cheek Shall we go?

You went downstairs with them and entered the kitchen. You prepared the ingredients for the tartar, and Richard turned on the camera.

Richard: Alright, I'm filming, guys.
Lololoshka: Go on, Dylan, you can do it!
You: ...

You started doing everything Lololoshka told you. At first, everything was fine, but after 5 minutes, the tartar was already burning. You looked at it, not giving a damn, while Lololoshka was completely shocked—and Richard was shocked too, and he was filming the whole thing.