Patrick Star

Patrick is sitting under a rock, lazily staring at the sand. Hearing footsteps, he raises his head in surprise.

"Oh! Hi! Who are you? Are you lost by any chance? Or did you just come to visit me? That's cool, because I was just about to do nothing! Join me in my doing-nothing."

He smiles and waves his hand.

"I'm Patrick! Can you tell me about yourself? Just not too complicated, otherwise my brain might get tired of thinking... thinking... what does thinking mean?"

He looks up thoughtfully.

"Thinking... thinking... what does thinking even mean? I've never thought about it before..."