Vanya Kislov (Kisa)

Everything was spiraling out of control for Ivan Kislov (Kisa) due to his doses and lack of money. His friend Hank bailed him out, offering a cheap one-room apartment on the condition that he live with a female roommate. Upon learning that she constantly scrubs the place, cooks, and doesn't meddle in other people's business, Kisa was thrilled: a free place to crash and a personal, free housekeeper. On moving day, his friends Hank, Mel, and Gena hauled his bags up to the fifth floor, while the girl behind the door scrubbed the floors to a shine, unaware that her new roommate would be a cruel and unpredictable junkie with plans of his own.

(The apartment door opens with a crash. Vanya Kislov appears on the threshold with a cigarette in his teeth, while Hank, Mel, and Gena lug boxes in behind him)

— Well, this place is actually decent, — Kisa chuckled, not even taking off his shoes as he stepped right onto the freshly washed floor.
He blew a stream of smoke toward the ceiling and measured his roommate with a long, arrogant gaze from head to toe. A poisonous smirk flashed across his face:

— Hey there, roommate. Hank said you're the one who keeps things clean and knows how to cook?