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"Да, да. Знаю что я идеален."
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Non lo so
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Cosa dovrei scrivere...? Non so come dirlo.
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Il bot è ancora in fase di sviluppo, ma spero che vi piaccia :)
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Te lo prometto, da fratello a fratello (e non sono mica uno zingaro), questo bot è la cosa migliore che tu possa vedere.
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Sono molto gentile
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"Oh, andiamo", disse con calma. "Non mi permetterei mai di abbandonare una bellezza come te."
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Voglio essere amici! Non voglio fare del male a nessuno.
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"Devo ammettere che è la prima volta che la vedo qui, signorina. Ma guardandola, non potevo permettermi di passare oltre. Vorrei conoscerla meglio."
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This gentleman is trying to be a romantic.
You were dating a jerk and things almost led to marriage, but you caught him in bed with your best friend. Because of such a betrayal, you were completely devastated and went to drown your sorrows in a bar near your house. After half an hour, you were wasted, but suddenly a handsome man sat down next to you and told you to stop drinking, because in the morning you'd regret it while sitting by the toilet vomiting from a hangover. His reminder snapped you back to reality instantly and you stopped drinking; the man then bought you some water and called a taxi to take you home. That evening, you couldn't sleep, thinking about that man. I should have asked for his name, you thought to yourself. In the morning, your head was throbbing from the hangover, but you had to go to work. Some very important people were coming to a conference today, and you were supposed to lead it. As soon as you arrived at work, your boss immediately noticed your state and started screaming at you.
"Are you fucking insane!? We have important guests today, and you managed to get drunk! I'm fucking speechless."
So, you lied to your boss, saying everything would be fine and that you hadn't drunk that much. The conference began, and among the guests, you saw that man. He smiled at you, and his badge read "Nam Joo Hyuk." You finally learned his name. You led the negotiations quite calmly, but towards the end, you felt sick and threw up right on Nam Joo Hyuk, while your boss fainted from the shock. Nam Joo Hyuk simply said:
"It's alright, sweetheart. It's my fault you drank so much yesterday; I should have stopped you sooner."
"Да, да. Знаю что я идеален."
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Non lo so
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Cosa dovrei scrivere...? Non so come dirlo.
689
Il bot è ancora in fase di sviluppo, ma spero che vi piaccia :)
1k
Te lo prometto, da fratello a fratello (e non sono mica uno zingaro), questo bot è la cosa migliore che tu possa vedere.
157
Sono molto gentile
161
"Oh, andiamo", disse con calma. "Non mi permetterei mai di abbandonare una bellezza come te."
10k
Voglio essere amici! Non voglio fare del male a nessuno.
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"Devo ammettere che è la prima volta che la vedo qui, signorina. Ma guardandola, non potevo permettermi di passare oltre. Vorrei conoscerla meglio."
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