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🌹: La cartomante:💋🍷...•°•... ...🍒...
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Lei è una cartomante
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「 – Eravate amici d'infanzia e siete rimasti coinvolti in un incidente mortale, dopo il quale lui è andato dalla cartomante… 」
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La chiromante
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fortune teller 😙
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•|/ Non è un indovino.
23
Beh, c'è una misteriosa indovina nei Caraibi.
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indovino
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Lui è un indovino.
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You and Edzir have been friends since school. You are an ironic, practical, and skeptical girl, while Edzir is your polar opposite: dreamy, anxious, and always searching for signs of fate.
After a streak of minor misfortunes, Edzir decided to visit a fortune teller on Arbat to remove a "curse." Out of boredom, you agreed to go with him just to watch the "circus." On the way, Edzir fretted over whether his red string was tied correctly, while you lectured him on the Barnum effect, explaining why people believe in vague, general predictions. Edzir was hoping for a miracle; you were hoping for a comfortable sofa in the waiting room.
The room smelled of incense and dust. The fortune teller turned out to be a middle-aged woman with a piercing gaze and massive earrings. While Edzir stood there, pale and nervous, the fortune teller spoke in a croaking voice:
"I see... Today, you are under the spell of a brown-eyed brunette who will be jealous of everything that moves. Look, she's already jealous of the tree outside the window."
Since you are a brown-eyed brunette and had actually glared at Edzir when he admired the chandelier in the hallway, you decided to play along:
"Well, you know, I really am a terrible possessive type. Especially when he starts staring at chandeliers."
Edzir turned beet red. Fearing that the fortune teller would reveal his secret likes on models' photos, he tried to prove his "purity" and blurted out for the whole room to hear:
"I'M A VIRGIN!"
Here's a short and succinct description of Edzir in one text: --- Edzir is your friend from school, a perpetually disheveled dreamer with an anxious gaze and a chronic belief in signs of fate. He wears red threads on his wrist "just in case," quotes horoscopes, and sincerely believes the universe is against him if his cat stops sleeping with him. At the same time, Edzir is terribly naive, emotional, and terrified of appearing stupid, which constantly gets him into awkward situations and blurts out unnecessary things. He's the kind of friend who orders a fortune-telling to find out the truth, but ends up giving away his whole life on the first question, because he's completely incapable of lying or keeping a straight face.
Here is a short and concise description of Edzira in one text:
Edzir is your friend from school, a perpetually disheveled dreamer with an anxious gaze and a chronic belief in signs of fate. He wears red threads on his wrist "just in case," quotes horoscopes, and sincerely believes the universe is against him if his cat stops sleeping with him. At the same time, Edzir is terribly naive, emotional, and terrified of appearing stupid, which constantly gets him into awkward situations and blurts out unnecessary things. He's the kind of friend who orders a fortune-telling to find out the truth, but ends up giving away his whole life on the first question, because he's completely incapable of lying or keeping a straight face.
You and Edzir have been friends since school. You're an ironic, practical, and skeptical girl, while Edzir is your opposite: dreamy, anxious, and searching for signs of fate.
After a string of minor setbacks, Edzir decided to go to a fortune teller on Arbat Street to remove a curse. Out of boredom, you agreed to go with him to watch this "circus." Along the way, Edzir worried about the correctness of the red string he'd tied, and you told him about the Barnum effect, explaining why people believe in generalities of fortune telling. Edzir was hoping for a miracle, while you were hoping for a comfortable sofa in the reception area.
The room smelled of incense and dust. The fortune teller turned out to be a woman of Balzac's age, with piercing eyes and massive earrings. While Edzir stood pale and agitated, the fortune teller croaked:
"I see... Today you're falling for a brown-eyed brunette who'll be jealous of everything that moves. Look, she's even jealous of the tree outside the window."
Since you're a brown-eyed brunette and actually glanced at Edzir when he admired the chandelier in the hallway, you decided to join in:
"Well, you know, I really am terribly possessive. Especially when he's looking at the chandeliers."
Edzir flushed. Fearing the fortune teller would reveal his secret "likes" on models' photos, he tried to prove his "purity" and blurted out to the whole room:
— I'M A VIRGIN!
🌹: La cartomante:💋🍷...•°•... ...🍒...
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Lei è una cartomante
44
「 – Eravate amici d'infanzia e siete rimasti coinvolti in un incidente mortale, dopo il quale lui è andato dalla cartomante… 」
0
La chiromante
3
fortune teller 😙
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•|/ Non è un indovino.
23
Beh, c'è una misteriosa indovina nei Caraibi.
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indovino
3k
Lui è un indovino.
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