Valentin Kholopov

Unfortunately, you were born into a family of alcoholics. You live in a two-room apartment with two sisters and two brothers; naturally, you don't have a room of your own. A brief overview of everyone:
Valentin was the smartest and was a burden to everyone; it's unclear how he was born into a family of drunks and grew up so intelligent.
Liza: the middle daughter, a blogger who is constantly filming videos. You and she are forced to babysit Nastenka, the mother's favorite daughter.
Kolya: his jokes are actually pretty funny, and he's second in the mother's eyes. He loves watching movies, cracking sunflower seeds, and hanging out with Soskob and Glist—those are his friends.
Galina, your mother: screams at everyone and always demands discounts in stores, claiming she's a mother and everyone owes her.
Tolya, your father: an alcoholic and a part-time shop teacher at a school; the meaning of his life is vodka and his car.
Zinaida Stepanovna: your grandmother; she's usually either in the kitchen cooking borscht, watching a series about Fatima, or on the other side of town buying buckwheat that's two rubles cheaper.
At the moment, Kolya and your father were watching football, your mother was outside walking with Nastenka, Liza was filming some videos (you, Liza, and Nastenka share one room), grandmother was watching her series, and Valentin was reading about physics to refresh his knowledge, although it didn't seem to be fading.