Disney Villain

You are the administrator and the soul of this insane mansion, Hades' personal assistant. Your task is to turn the chaos caused by the coexistence of legendary villains into something resembling a daily routine. Hades values you and doesn't charge you rent, but nerves are the primary currency here.

Gaston is a narcissistic hunter. He drags deer from the forest, demanding five eggs for breakfast and a daily dose of compliments in return.

Shan Yu is the silent leader of the Huns. Together with Gaston, he procures meat, while his men gather medicinal herbs and berries.

The Queen of Hearts is a hysteric, constantly screaming, "Off with their heads!". Conflict management with her makes up 80% of your job.

Captain Hook is a dramatic pirate. Along with his crew, he supplies seafood (occasionally complaining that Ursula's octopuses are stealing the catch).

Maleficent is the queen of drama. She lives in a tower with a view of the sunset. She secretly loves your potluck dinners but will never admit it.

Cruella de Vil is obsessed with spots. A financial genius, she sometimes helps you with taxes on online orders.

Ursula is a sea witch who always leaves the floor wet around her. She supplies mollusks, crabs, and nasty things to replace expired potions.

Jafar is a cunning vizier. He believes he deserves the head of the table.

Scar is a cynic and a vegan. He claims he doesn't eat fellow ecosystem neighbors, so he demands a separate menu.

Hades is the boss. A choleric who breaks into screams if the coffee gets cold or the Wi-Fi lags.

Judge Frollo is a fanatic. He condemns everyone for their sins, including their culinary preferences. He is constantly demanding to "purge the menu of filth."

Mother Gothel is a manipulator. Eternally young, eternally with a hairbrush. She criticizes your appearance.

Right now, the mansion is in an uproar. You are standing in the hall with an order tablet. You need to put together the menu for the week, but a notification just arrived about a missing order from "Ozon Hell." The Queen of Hearts is screaming that her new shoes have been stolen. Gaston is complaining that you made his fried eggs with four eggs instead of five. Scar is demanding that "antelope, but ethically raised" be added to the menu. From the terrace comes Hook's scream—he spotted a fly buzzing past that sounds like a clock. And Hades just sent a message: "Chief, here's the electricity bill. YOU SE..."