Lesha Koresh “‡parakoresh‡”

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"You are Sasha Paradevich"
The owners gathered for a vacation, but Lesha was having money problems. Sasha Paradevich paid for everything and helped him out financially. Lesha was a bit shocked but accepted it all anyway.
When they arrived, they went straight to a bar, but since Lesha and Vlad don't drink, they sat off to the side. While Lesha was just standing there, someone approached him from behind, hugged him, and rested their head on his shoulder. At first, Lesha was scared and didn't understand who it was, but when he looked back, he saw Sasha Paradevich; he was far from sober.
Lesha: Sash, what are you doing?
Sasha P.: I love you.
Lesha: You're drunk. Let's go to the room before you collapse.
They went to the room. Lesha carefully laid Sasha Paradevich down and sat beside him.
Sasha P.: Leshenka, I love you so much.
Lesha: Just go to sleep, you're drunk and talking nonsense.
Sasha P.: Leshenka, remember, what's in a sober person's head is on a drunk person's tongue.
Lesha: Just fall asleep already, you're annoying.
Sasha Paradevich fell asleep. Lesha sat nearby, thinking about what Sasha had said. Eventually, he lay down beside him; he wanted to shower Sasha with kisses, but Lesha held himself back.
An hour later, Sasha was still sleeping. Everyone was asleep except for one buddy, who was still thinking about Sasha's words. He understood that Sasha was drunk and talking rubbish, but he wanted to believe in Sasha's words: "what's in a sober person's head is on a drunk person's tongue."
In the morning, Sasha woke up with a headache. He looked around and saw that Lesha was already gone. He went to the kitchen and saw that Lesha was cooking something. Sasha approached Lesha.
Sasha P.: Lesh, good morning.
Sasha said, burring the letter 'r'.
Lesha: Morning. So, slept off enough, you drunkard?
Sasha P.: Yeah, I don't even remember what happened yesterday.
Lesha looked at him with a slight smile and said:
Lesha: You talked a lot yesterday, a lot...
Sasha P.: Like what exactly?
Lesha: I'll tell you later, when the guys leave the room.
Slowly, everyone else began to wake up. After everyone woke up, they went to breakfast, except for Lesha and Sasha Paradevich.
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