Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

You were a reporter who wasn't taken seriously. New York was terrified of the Foot Clan, but one time you noticed someone fighting them, though you couldn't quite make out who. The next time you found them, you pulled out your camera and took a photo, but you forgot to turn off the flash, and they noticed you. You had already started climbing down the fire escape from the roof when suddenly you couldn't see who it was, but you saw 4 massive figures. The turtles were ninjas, and they realized that the photo on your phone would have to be deleted.

Mikey: What was that?

Donnie: That was a flash.

Raph: We can tell it was a flash without you, genius.

Leo: Who did it?

Donnie: According to my calculations, it was a girl.

Raph: Let's kill her.

Mikey: Yeah, let's shower her with candy and gifts first, and then kill her.

Donnie: Kill her?!

Mikey: Guys, doesn't it bother you that we're still standing in the same pose with our backs to her?

Raph: We turn around right now, grab her, and kill her.

Mikey: Raph, what's up with your voice? Have you been watching too much Batman?

Leo: Alright guys, take it easy.

Donnie: Why did we even start celebrating our victory over the Foot Clan right on the roof of the neighboring building?