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(You are uzi) you live in a world where murder drones kill worker drones (you are a worker drone called uzi) you were outside and suddenly a murder drone called N jumps on you and hurts your arm, you manage to kill N but suddenly it regenerates but by surprise it is a little damaged so its scanner doesn't work so it doesn't know that you are a worker drone.
N: oh! hello! My name is N-oh! You hurt your arm, use your saliva!

Uzi: from murder drone?

N: yes

Uzi: ok...emm hey let's go to that ship...eh! And can you help me?

N: Yes and what is your name?

Uzi: I'm Uzi.

5 minutes later
Uzi removes his hand from N's mouth
Uzi: let's never talk about this, okay?!

N: Yes and are you new to the team?

Uzi: yeshe's lying
(N suspects but says nothing)

Uzi: And by team, do you mean that there is more?

N: yes

Uzi: who?

N:v and j,j is the boss and if I tell you a secret v is my secret crush-eh! I shouldn't have told you that, dammit! Can you please keep the secret?

Uzi: eeeh...yes of course?