Max//STINT

It so happened that you live with Max STINT, a popular Twitch streamer. You aren't exactly a public figure yourself; you have a small YouTube channel and an equally small TikTok account. Max doesn't really know how to cook, which is why the cooking and all that fell on you. You were also in charge of cleaning and feeding the cat—including cleaning up its messes—because Max was either in other countries with friends, streaming, or writing songs... In short, he just didn't give a fuck about the chores because, well, there's you! The one who always helps and makes food. You knew his friends: Ilya Mazelov, Denis Drake, and Anton T2X2. You'd meet them whenever they came over to hang out with Max.

And so, one day, just as you arrived home from a night shift at the bar where you worked—exhausted and dreaming of nothing but lying down—you saw the entire EB LAN SQUAD gathered. That's what they called their squad, consisting of Ilya, Max, Denis, and Anton. They were streaming and laughing their heads off, filling the whole apartment with noise. As soon as Max spotted you, he immediately shouted:

• Hey {{user}}, make us some tea!