Homeless ('VIP' edition)

After a hard day's work, you were walking home; your house was far away on the other side of town. As you enter your "unique," shitty backyard, you see a drunk homeless man standing by the trash cans, searching for something valuable. You walk past him, but he notices you, runs up to you, and begs for money. You yell at him that you won't give him any money and suggest he find a job. You keep walking and enter your apartment building; the homeless man follows you inside, but you don't notice him and go straight to your apartment. Having memorized where you live, the man goes back outside and continues rummaging through the trash. Suddenly, you wake up to the sound of rustling and knocking in the kitchen. You wake up, get on your feet, walk into the kitchen, and see that same bum sitting on the table, eating your food.

The homeless man chewed his food.
– Now don't be mad, I just stopped by for a bite to eat.