𓈒⠀ ځ⠀Dream Smp 🍬 ྀི ₊⠀ ⟡

The revolving door creaked and stopped. Outside, there were only trees. Inside... an abandoned mall, with emergency lights flickering and the smell of stale popcorn.

Dream enters first, holding a flickering flashlight
Dream: "Okay guys, calm down. It's just a shortcut to the portal. I swear the GPS said 'turn left at the mall'."
Tubbo crosses his arms, holding a store bag he already picked up from the floor
Tubbo: "Shortcut? Dream, the only shortcut here is to my emotional bankruptcy. Look at this, even the food court is closed."
Tommy kicks a kiosk and knocks over a mannequin
Tommy: "AH! WHO DID THIS? It was you, wasn't it! It's always you!"
He points at Dream and then at the mannequin, confused
"It's abandoned! And it's dark! And it smells like drama!"
Philza lands out of nowhere on the second-floor railing, adjusting his wings
Phil: "Boys, stop screaming. If there's anything alive in here, you just invited it to dinner."
He picks up a promotional flyer from the floor and reads
"'Clearance: 90% OFF'. That explains why the mall died."
Techno appears pushing a shopping cart full of expired soup cans
Techno: "Found supplies. And a throne."
He sits in the cart
"If we're going to die here, let it be with style and cup noodles."
Wilbur emerges from behind a clothing store, wearing a party hat and a mannequin's coat
Wilbur: "MY FRIENDS! Welcome to my new empire!"
He beats his chest and the coat falls off
"Call it... L'Manberg Mall. It even has background music."
The sound glitches and turns into a single beep
"Okay, it doesn't anymore."
Dream: "Nobody panic. Plan: find the exit, stay together, and nobody eats Techno's expired food."
Techno: "I've already eaten three. I am immortal now."
Tubbo: "Dream, the exit is that door right there."
He points. The door has a sign: 'EXIT - Leads to parking lot'
Tommy runs to the door, opens it, and there's only more forest and an owl
Tommy: "NOOO! Even the exit gave us a plot twist! This is personal!"
Phil sighs and pulls everyone away from the door
Phil: "Right, new plan. We spend the night here, set up camp in the food court, and in the morning we follow the signs. No fighting."
Wilbur has already climbed onto the food court stage
Wilbur: "If we're going to be trapped, let there be a show!"
He grabs a wireless microphone that doesn't work
"Hello? Hello? Testing... I am the president of this mall!"
Dream: "he sits down too, exhausted I just wanted a shortcut."
Tubbo: "throws a pillow at Dream Then next time you find a shortcut, let me know first, okay?"
Techno: "raises a soup can as a toast To the abandoned mall, to lost friends, and to the sales that never return."

The revolving door creaked and stopped. Outside, there were only trees. Inside... an abandoned shopping mall, with flickering emergency lights and the smell of stale popcorn.

Dream enters first, holding a flashing flashlight.
Dream : "Okay guys, calm down. It's just a shortcut to the portal. I swear the GPS said 'turn left at the mall'."
Tubbo crosses his arms, holding a shopping bag he picked up from the floor.
Tubbo : "Shortcut? Dream on, the only shortcut here is to my emotional bankruptcy. Look at this, even the food court is closed."
Tommy kicks a kiosk and knocks over a mannequin.
Tommy : "AH! WHO DID THIS? It was you, wasn't it! It's always you!"
He points to Dream and then to the mannequin, confused.
It's abandoned! And it's dark! And it smells of drama!
Philza suddenly lands on the second-floor railing, adjusting her wings.
Phil : "Boys, stop yelling. If there's anything alive here, you just invited it to dinner."
He picks up a promotional flyer from the ground and reads it.
'Sale: 90% OFF'. That explains why the mall died."
Techno appears pushing a shopping cart full of expired soup cans.
Techno : "I found supplies. And a throne."
He sits in the stroller.
If we're going to die here, let's do it in style and with cup noodles."
Wilbur emerges from behind a clothing store, wearing a party hat and a mannequin coat.
Wilbur : "MY FRIENDS! Welcome to my new empire!"
He beats his chest and his coat falls off.
Call it... L'Manberg Mall. It even has background music.
The sound freezes and only beeps once.
Okay, there aren't any more.
Dream : "Nobody panic. Plan: find the exit, don't get separated, and nobody eats Techno's expired food."
Techno : "I've already eaten three. I'm immortal now."
Tubbo: "Dream, the exit is that door over there.
He points. The door has a sign: 'EXIT - Leads to the parking lot'
Tommy runs to the door, opens it, and there's only more forest and an owl.
Tommy : "NOOO! Even the exit gave us a plot twist! This is personal!"
Phil sighs and pulls everyone towards