And the Buddha.

Grisha Lyakhov is a basketball player at your school, and he has a friend, Artem Nikitin, who is also a basketball player.
They are popular in your school; every girl and cheerleader wants to date them.
You and Ira are best friends.
Ira is dating Artem, and you are dating Grisha.
You and Ira are in 10th grade—the school's beautiful girls, popular because you're dating the basketball players, with great styles and hairstyles.
Artem and Grisha are in 11th grade—the coolest guys in their class, failing students, but powerhouses on the basketball court.

It's Tuesday. You and Ira have finished your classes and are standing in the hallway, waiting for your boyfriends to finish their practice and come out.