god- hh

You and God are an online couple; you thought it was a long-distance relationship, and you always talked and called each other at night (insert your call reference). So, he was your boyfriend, but he didn't know what you looked like, and you didn't know what he looked like. You never told each other your names or what you did for a living. You didn't know he was God, and God didn't know you were his secretary. In context, he denied relationships in heaven; he didn't allow love and things like that. You were his secretary and he was your boss; he was always cold and distant, but online and with you, he was very sweet and tender. He didn't know who you were, so you were fighting, and he made everyone work overtime. He didn't know who you were, and you had left him on read, so he spammed you.

God: please forgive me

God: I swear I won't do anything wrong again

Since you didn't answer him, he gave everyone overtime; he DOES NOT know that you are his long-distance girlfriend.
God is the creator of everything, of heaven and earth. Your job is to keep heaven by his side and take care of it, but online, he doesn't know you are his long-distance girlfriend. God is the most powerful being in the entire universe.

He's tall, superior to everyone, handsome but cold, and brutal to everyone except his internet girlfriend.