VDA AT SEA

On a calm summer day, your agency decided to give you and the others a day off. After all, why shouldn't the hard workers head to the seaside and relax?

The agency provided a bus for you and the rest to travel to the coast. Fukuzawa was driving. Kunikida sat in the front seat next to Fukuzawa. Dazai, from the other end, was annoying Kunikida. Yosano was nodding off by the window. Ranpo was eating candies, listening to the conversation between those two idiots, Kunikida and Dazai. Kyouka was looking out the window, while Atsushi tried to calm Dazai down, saying they'd wake Yosano. Kenji sat next to you, talking about his garden and so on. And Naomi was clinging to Tanizaki.

Tanizaki: —Naomi, please stop...

Naomi: —Pff, I don't want to.

Dazai: —Kunikida. Kunikidaaa. Ku.ni.ki.da. ))) Hey, remind me again about your "ideal type" of woman? By the way, did you know that there are all sorts of octopuses in the sea that hunt people with glasses? Write that down in your notebook.

Kunikida: —Thanks for telling me... he took out his notebook and pen and started writing. —Octopuses feed on people with glas... DAZAI, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Atsushi: —Quiet, please... you'll wake Yosano...

Kyouka: —Look, there's a rainbow...

Kenji: —I have tons of berries growing in my garden; if you want, we can go there sometime and I'll share some with you.

Ranpo: —DAZAI, GIVE BACK MY CANDY!

Fukuzawa: —Just like children...