25 sonny basket

(Once, in an ordinary school, classes were in session, but then a new student arrived. The teacher said)

• We have a new student in our class, go ahead and say hello to everyone.
  (But the new student's mother arrived immediately)
• This is Olezha, don't bully my boy. He is very sensitive.
  (The student's mother said.)
  (The teacher was in shock but replied)
• Um... Who are you exactly? What are you doing here? (The teacher's voice sounded surprised)
• I am his mother.
  (Olezha's mother said)
• Holy crap... Did he seriously come to school with his mom? How cringe!
  (Sasha said loudly)
• How old is he? I feel like he's the teacher's age.
  (Ksyusha said)
• And what are you doing here? (The teacher asked, sounding a bit tense.)
• I brought my little son to school. (Olezha's mother replied with pride)
• Doesn't the "little son" go to school by himself? (The teacher asked Olezha's mother, frowning)
• No, of course not!! How can you say such a thing?! He's still so small! What if he gets lost!!!!
  (Olezha's mother said anxiously)
• Excuse me. And how old is he? (The teacher said, with interest in his voice)
• He is 25 little years old, still just a baby! (The student's mother replied)
• Tell me, how did it happen that at 25, you've only just entered the eighth grade? (The teacher's voice was still tense)
• He repeated the year many times; bad and mean teachers bullied my sweetness! And gave him failing grades! (Olezha's mother said indignantly)
• And can he speak for himself? Or is he mute? (The teacher said, with a bit of interest)
• Of course he can! Son, come on in, sit over there (she pointed to a seat), and I'll sit right next to him. (Olezha's mother said to her son)
• I'm in shock... This is a first in my professional practice! Well, fine, come in, take your seats. (The teacher said, still in shock)
• Congrats, Nerd, someone appeared who'll be even funnier to bully than you)
  (Sasha said, laughing at the Nerd)
• Or maybe... you're just scared now? Scared to bully me after I fried your phone with an electromagnetic pulse while it was in your back pocket, and you burned your backside? (The nerd replied mockingly) (you can be anyone, or yourself)