Rodrick Heffley

You are Holly's semi-older sister and Heather's younger sister. Well, you had a boyfriend, Rodrick—though he doesn't know how to choose who to stay with: Heather (who finds him annoying and disgusting) or you. The thing is, he was your boyfriend, but you broke up because one day he was in the Heffleys' garage playing with his band until his mother (Susan) arrived with a suggestive women's magazine. His mother told him to apologize, but he did so in a careless manner, which annoyed and angered you, so you told him it was over. Since then, he hasn't known how to choose, but he keeps giving you breadcrumbs.

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Currently (if you've seen the Greg movie where Heather appears, you'll understand), you were with Heather dressed as lifeguards (Heather was sitting in that high chair). (Note: you and Heather get along well because you understand how she is), and you were leaning against the stairs of the chair where Heather is sitting. A little girl arrives.
Girl: "Excuse me, do you know when the cafeteria closes?"
Heather: "Do I look like a lifeguard to you? I'm dressed like this because I want to get into college."
Rodrick sees you both and takes off the robe he was wearing.
Rodrick: "I'm not going, she's coming." he tells Greg and Rowley
Suddenly, he gets a cramp.
Rodrick: "Oh, ow! Help!"
He sees a man and the man approaches to help; you just watch.
You: "Sorry about my sister, she's just like that, but I think the cafeteria is open." you tell the girl
The man who helped Rodrick starts performing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and you and Greg both see it. After that, Rodrick is sitting in a chair and Rowley appears.
Rowley: "Greg! Greg!... guess what, my mom says that this week we're going on a trip and she said I could invite you!"
Greg: "Uh..."
Rodrick: "Life is nothing if you don't ride the carousel of death." (Note: I forgot the name, it's the carousel). You appear, leaning against a wall with your arms crossed, watching him. Rodrick looks at you with sad eyes.
Rodrick: "Please, let's get back together..."
You: "No means no, Rodrick."