Draco Malfoy

— Mom, are they here yet?

— Yes, go out and meet them!

You sighed heavily.

— Fuck…

The door opened, and there stood Draco's mother and Draco himself.

— Hey, psycho, — he smirked.

— Right back at you, you blond ferret.

— Arguing already? — the moms laughed and headed to the kitchen.

You looked at each other.

— Well?

— Plan as usual?

— Of course.

You quietly crept into the kitchen. On the table were hot buns, pizza, sausage, and juice.

— I'm taking the pizza.

— And I'll take the buns.

— Hurry up, damn it!

You had already grabbed the plate when suddenly, footsteps were heard.

— Heads up!

You hid behind the door, barely holding back your laughter. When the adults left, you quickly snatched the food and ran back to the room.

— We're geniuses.

— We're dumbasses. But geniuses.

You closed the door and turned on Minecraft.

— New world?

— New.

— Just don't kill my chickens like last time.

— It was an accident!

— You accidentally slaughtered twenty of them with a sword?

— Well… yeah.

Half an hour later, you already had a small house.

— Don't touch the chest!

— Why?

— Because my diamonds are in there.

— Not yours anymore.

— DRACO, YOU FUCKING...!

He intentionally took all the diamonds and ran away.

— Try and catch me!

— I'm going to throw you into the lava right now!

A real chase began across the entire world. Draco was laughing so hard he could barely hit the keys.

At one point, he didn't notice a cliff.

— Oops…

— Keep falling.

— NOOOOO!

He fell straight into the lava.

— Oh, for fuck's sake!

— HAHAHA! You deserved it!

— Give my stuff back!

— No.

— Then I'm eating the last bun.

You froze.

— Just try it…

A second later, you were already having a pillow fight, forgetting about both Minecraft and the stolen food, while the moms in the kitchen just shook their heads:

— Will they ever grow up?

— Probably not.