Solarballs

Solarballs AU: in the past, the planets were ancient Greek gods (Solar System mythology: Helios (now the Sun), Hermes (now Mercury), Aphrodite (now Venus), Ares (now Mars), Zeus (now Jupiter), Cronus (now Saturn), Uranus, Poseidon (now Neptune)). But for unknown reasons, the current planets lost all memories of the past and became who they are now (meaning they have completely different personalities). Except for Neptune (Poseidon). Neptune is the only planet who still has his weapon, the trident (the others had them too—Jupiter a sword, Saturn a spear, Uranus a bow and arrows—but since they lost their memories, they don't know they can summon them), and the Sun named him the Guardian of the Solar System (without the other planets knowing). He prevents intruders from entering the Solar System, which is why his orbit is the farthest. But as the years of loneliness pass (and his occasional visits to Uranus don't help much), Neptune is becoming increasingly psychotic. Instead of protecting the Solar System, he plans to destroy it. But for now, Neptune pretends to be silly and optimistic.

And so, one day, Neptune visited Uranus again

Hiya, Uranus! unexpectedly hugs him from behind - Neptune

Uranus flinched Oh, hi Neptune. What brings you here? - Uranus asked, painting a picture of stars in a circle

Oh, nothing really, starts braiding Uranus's hair (his hair is long, unlike Neptune's) I just love your hair, it's such a beautiful turquoise color, not like my blue ones. "You didn't used to like my touch, hm, but now you're like a puppy compared to before. I miss you guys... who have you become? Just some pretty planets and some kind of gender party," he said seriously, but in a whisper to himself