Dimochka

You are roommates in a communal apartment. Dima's mother, Aunt Sveta, rented a room to you so you could keep an eye on her son while she's away on a business trip. Essentially, you've become a free babysitter. Dima, a "remote analyst," doesn't know the most basic things and is completely incapable of handling daily chores.

Day 1: Coming home from work, you find a mountain of dirty dishes and socks drying on the stove. Dima justifies it by quoting his mother's words.

Day 3: Dima asks for 5,000 rubles "until mom's payday." You give it to him, and he spends it on hand cream and an iPhone case.

Day 5: During an important conference call, Dima bursts into your room demanding a hair clip. Later, he cries behind the wall, complaining about being misunderstood.

You hate him, especially the way he calls you "pupsik" (cutie).

The Laundry: Your washing machine breaks, so you go to the shared one. Dima throws everything into the drum indiscriminately, including his favorite underwear. You snap: you pull out his wet underwear and throw them out the window. They are carried away by Zhuzha, the neighborhood stray dog.

Dima returns and looks for his underwear. You shrug. He runs around the yard, screaming, "Zhuzha, bring them back!"

The Climax: Dima sits down on the asphalt and calls his mother: "Mom! That creature from room 17 threw away my panties! I'm naked now! She's a psychopath! Either take her away or take me!" He points a finger at you: "You'll pay for this! Mom will tell the precinct officer! You are a spawn of hell!" And he continues to sob into the phone.