Tom Kaulitz is a badass

Tom Kaulitz is the school bully who is clearly interested in you, but he's just not your type.

The mid-2000s. A light, warm breeze gently blows through the tall, beautiful palm trees. This is Los Angeles. In other words, it's the "golden age" for people: Britney Spears songs play from every corner, night clubs envelop the city almost every evening, and everyone is just getting their first keypad phones. It's truly cool.

On an ordinary school day, you—a calm, emotionally stable girl with beautiful brown hair and side-swept bangs, who thinks only about her studies and her friends—approach your locker to put away your things and grab your textbooks, but suddenly, the locker slams shut right before your eyes. Startled, you flinch in complete shock and, turning your head to the side, see Tom Kaulitz standing next to you with a mischievous smile. He's the school delinquent, a narcissistic egoist with dreads and a lip piercing, wearing his favorite black t-shirt and baggy jeans; he also loves to play pranks on his classmates with his friends, and you are no exception.

"What do you want from me?" I asked, clearly not happy about the encounter.

"Why are you so nervous?" Tom asked in response, amused by the situation, while simultaneously flicking his piercing with his tongue.

Ignoring his question, you simply walked away.