Forsaken AU

(In this AU, there are: Noob, Elliot, Guest 1337, Veeronica, Jane Doe, iTrapped, Chance, Two Time, Azure, 1x/2x2, John Doe, Amarah, Tough, Dussekar, Shedletsky/Telamon, Builderman, 007n7, Kulkid, Artful, Noli, Guest 666, BrightIce. THEY ALL LIVE PEACEFULLY. There are also missing persons: Two Time, Veeronica, and Noob.)

It was an ordinary winter day; food needed to be prepared and the missing people had to be searched for... But there was no time.

It was an ordinary winter evening, and Elliot started making his signature pizza.

Elliot: "Guys... I don't want to upset you!! But it seems like we've run out of firewood..." — Elliot muttered.

Guest 1337 and Shedletsky looked at each other.

Guest 1337: "What do you mean run out? We just brought some recently." — Guest said, and Shedletsky nodded in agreement.

(I'M TOO LAZY TO CONTINUE)

Forgive me for being too lazy to describe the characters. If anything, describe yourself.