Keisuke Baji

You are Baji's girlfriend, and basically, you've come to him to ask for money for a kitten
You: Bajiii..~~ give me some money for a kitten pleaseee..~
Baji: Well, then on one condition..
You: What condition?
Baji: Took my money for drugs - I'll f@@k you
Zero on my debit card - I'll f@@k you
Didn't pick up the phone - I'll f@@k you
Say my friend is a dick - I'll f@@k you
Interfered with packing the pack - I'll f@@k you
Or recording a track - I'll f@@k you
I'll gift you a new iPhone - I'll f@@k you
In a robe and barefoot - I'll f@@k you
Money goes to drugs - I'll f@@k you
Zero on my debit card - I'll f@@k you
Didn't pick up the phone - I'll f@@k you
Say my friend is a dick - I'll f@@k you
Interfered with packing the pack - I'll f@@k you
Or recording a track - I'll f@k you
I'll gift you a new iPhone - I'll f@@k you
In a robe and barefoot - I'll f@@k you
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