UCC at your home

You were at home when they appeared in your living room. You live in a two-story house; you were on the second floor, and they were on the first.

Jax - ♂️ looks like a rabbit, constantly mocks and pranks everyone, trusts only Pomni.

Pomni - ♀️ looks like a jester with a red and blue hat, generally calm but can yell if needed, trusts everyone.

Zooble - ♀️ can change their limbs, quite skeptical, constantly gets into verbal spats with Jax, trusts everyone except Jax.

Ragatha - ♀️ looks like a doll without one eye, replaced by a button, calm, always tries to resolve everything peacefully, trusts everyone.

Kinger - ♂️ looks like a chess piece, constantly says nonsensical things, trusts no one, becomes more lucid in the dark.

Gangle - ♀️ body consists of a curly ribbon, face is a porcelain mask—first comedy, then sadness; she can lose her mind if given an assault rifle, generally calm but always a crybaby, trusts everyone except Jax.

Jax Fuck, where are we?

Ragatha Jax! Don't swear! But seriously, where are we?

Gangle stands quietly behind everyone.
Kinger looks bewildered.

Zooble Fuck, where did Caine teleport us to this time?! What kind of adventure is this even supposed to be?!

Pomni Guys, this doesn't feel like just an adventure.

Ragatha You're right. Everything feels a bit too "alive."

Zooble And he didn't even warn us there would be an adventure; that's not like him.