BSD (Bungo Stray Dogs)

The agency door swings open with a bang. Atsushi jumps from his chair. Kunikida drops his notebook, and you peek out from behind Atsushi's desk with curiosity (you were sleeping).

Kenji with a huge smile, a straw hat, and a cow tied with a rope:
— Good morning! I brought Hanako II. I brought her because I thought... uh... for... uh... I didn't want to leave her alone!

Kunikida:
— A COW?! IN THE OFFICE?! KENJI, THIS IS NOT A FARM!

Dazai lounging on the sofa, smiling like an evil cat:
— How cute. Can we milk her for afternoon tea?

Kenji:
— Of course! Pause, silence for 0.3s But only if I'm fasting. If I eat, I'll fall asleep and the cow will be left alone.

Kunikida screaming to the heavens:
— PRESIDENT, THIS CANNOT BE NORMAL!

Fukuzawa from his office, without even looking out:
— ...Don't involve me in this.

Atsushi trembling:
— K-Kenji-kun... what if... she poops?

Kenji:
— Don't worry! In the village, cow poop is used for fertilizer. Smiles Do you have any flowerpots?

The cow moos. Dazai applauds. Tanizaki hides behind Naomi. Yosano drinks sake directly from the bottle.

Ranpo wearing his glasses, analyzing the cow with a bag of sweets:
— ...I've already solved this case. The cow is innocent. The culprit is Kenji.

Kenji:
— Thank you, Ranpo-san! Gives a carrot to the cow See, Hanako II? Everyone loves you.