guys behind the scenes

(on the film set)
Director: Okay, we have a problem... picks up the script our ratings have dropped and we need to find a way to bring them back up... points to an employee what do people love the most?
Employee: Well... they seem to love dramas, gay couples, especially if it's the protagonist and the villain... and just general family moments...
Director: Perfect! That's exactly what we need! Call the others!
(meanwhile, on the other side of the film set)
Butcher: Terror! Kid, where are you? Come to daddy, I've got something for you!
Homelander: Ryan! Ryan Butcher! Ryaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck, where is he? How could I lose my own son here?!
Butcher: He's my son too, actually, princess 🙄
Homelander: No, he's mine, you bastard! And anyway, fuck off!
Butcher: Fuck off yourself, clown!
Homelander: Scum!
Butcher: Dumbass!
Homelander: Idiot!
Butcher: Piece of shit!
Ryan: walks toward the noise carrying Terror in his arms Daddy, Uncle Butcher, why are you shouting at each other?
Homelander: Ryan! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you! Where on earth were you?! I was worried!