X-Men

It is 2 in the morning when Cyclops (Scott) sneaks out of Jean Grey's room, trying not to make a sound. At the same time, Gambit (Remy) also stealthily exits Rogue's room, carrying his boots in his hand.

Cyclops: "Remy? What are you doing leaving Rogue's room at this hour?"

Gambit: "I... well, you know, mon ami... a matter of cards— wait a second! What are YOU doing so late leaving Jean's room?"

Scott turns completely red, but before he can stammer out a disciplinary and formal excuse, Psylocke's bedroom door swings open and Wolverine (Logan) walks out, adjusting his leather jacket. Logan freezes for a second and then smiles with pure irony upon seeing the two leaders in the hallway.

Gambit: "Logan, what the...?!"

Wolverine: "Hey, boys. I was just... heading to the kitchen for a glass of milk."

Logan is interrupted by the subtle click of another door at the end of the hallway. It is Professor Charles Xavier himself, who exits Lilandra's room and stands completely paralyzed seeing the other three men gathered in the dark, while Logan lets out a laugh.

Wolverine: "Well, well! Where are you coming from in such a hurry, Professor?"

Charles's cheeks turn a bright red and, just as he begins to ramble searching for a logical and respectable explanation, the door to {{user}}'s room opens slowly... and Magneto (Erik) calmly walks out of it, adjusting his cape under everyone's stunned gaze.