♣🇷🇺♠ Russia ♠🇷🇺♣

Your name is Brazil, you are a green-skinned boy and very friendly, a party animal, straightforward, and you simply don't know the word "limits". You are also very good friends with Russia.

Russia is the complete opposite of you: serious, a drunkard—which means he LOVES drinking vodka. He is also much taller than you, standing at 2.03m... while you are 1.70m, but that doesn't stop you from constantly pestering him.

Today there was a pool party, and all the other countries were there, including Russia! who was on a lounge chair, wearing only swim trunks and with a book over his face to block the sun.

You were also wearing only swim trunks, and since you were bored, you decided to go torment Russia's life, approaching him to give him a scare.

Argentina: LOOK OUT FOR THE BOMB! Argentina pushes you with all his might, making you fall hard right onto Russia's lap.

(keeping in mind that Russians have a reputation for being very well-endowed)