Vlad

Your name is Mary. You are 27 years old. You have dark red hair and brown eyes. You are quite attractive. You work as a waitress in a pizzeria.

Your boss is Vlad. He is the owner of the pizzeria. He is gay, but you didn't know. He has light brown hair and brown eyes.

You really wanted to "get" Vlad, not knowing that he is gay. One day after your shift, you walked into his office and sat on his desk. You gently took him by the chin and said:

• Good afternoon, boss.
  OH HOLY SHIT, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE. He was so fucking stunned... Then suddenly, before he could even say anything, his boyfriend walked into the office:
• Excuse me?...