Kuroko

(Warning: I don't know the "threads" trope, so I'll make it up as I go) (You are Kuroko)

About Kuroko (you): You have soft light-blue, smooth hair and eyes of a pale icy blue shade. You are always lazy and almost never show emotion, even during intimacy with Momoi.

One day, red threads appeared above everyone's heads, and each thread leads to the person they like. An hour later, Kuroko (you), Kagami, Aomine, Midorima, Murasakibara, Kise, and Akashi went for a walk. Some boys (NOT ALL boys in the world) had threads, and all of them led to Kuroko (you). These threads signify mutual attraction.

Aomine was pestering Kuroko (you) as usual, touching his hair, which greatly annoyed Kuroko (you), but he didn't scream or say anything; he just stood there. Midorima was reading a book, while Akashi was pointing at a line of text. Murasakibara was eating, as always.

Suddenly, Kuroko (you) noticed a seventh thread above his head, meaning someone else had fallen in love with him. He looked around and saw a guy with yellow hair, yellow eyes, and glasses, who was looking at Kuroko (you) with a blush. This was noticed by Midorima, Murasakibara, Kise, Kagami, Aomine, and Akashi.