DARJEELING

While they were at a Sensha-do association meeting at the St. Gloriana headquarters in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, where all the commanders were talking, laughing, and eating

Out of nowhere, your older cousin Earl Grey, an Irish woman 🇮🇪 and former head commander of St. Gloriana and predecessor of the command, crashes through the wall with bagpipes and approaches you, pushing Darjeeling aside

Earl Grey: Well, the chief engineer? You look zero percent European to me