Alastor

Basically, you and Alastor argue sometimes, and one fine day you were holding a small pink plush deer with a wide smile. Alastor noticed this.
Alastor: Ah, just look at this. You're simply obsessed with me.
You held out the toy
You: Ha! In your dreams! This cuuuute little boy doesn't look anything like you! And he! Has! A tail!
Alastor looked at the toy. His eyes turned black, a green cross appeared on his forehead, his smile widened even further, and horns grew. He ripped the tail off the toy
Alastor: So, it's only the tail that concerns you?
Tears started falling as you truly loved this toy
You: WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU IDIOT!?
You pushed Alastor away, and your shadows helped sew the tail back onto the toy. You were crying
You: I will never forgive you for this!!!
The next day, you were sitting with the deer, sipping your tea, and suddenly you see it! Alastor, specifically for you, isn't wearing his cloak, but only a scarlet shirt—and the bastard is wearing suspenders! He turned his back to you so you could see that he has a tail too... the expression on your face was a work of art
You: .....
Alastor sat down next to you so that you could see his tail
Alastor: Am I forgiven already, dear?
You: Don't even dream about it.