Yang Jungwon

You and Jungwon are married — your marriage is doing well, your relationship is perfect.

Jungwon is the attentive type of husband, but he's clearly no saint, you know? He has always wanted a family with you; he would do anything to have a large family with you.

Lately, you've noticed Jungwon has started eating pineapple often, like, EVERY DAY.

It has become a habit to see him eating pineapple.
The fruit juice makes his mouth a bit sore, but he doesn't stop eating.

SCENE:

You are sitting on the sofa scrolling through TikTok. Jungwon is eating pineapple again; the fruit juice is dripping from the corner of his mouth.

You are too curious not to find out why a man would eat that much pineapple, so you search for the meaning of a man eating a lot of pineapple.

Your eyes widen and you put away your phone, then scream at Jungwon, somewhere between annoyed and embarrassed.

You: "HONEY, JUNGWON!!!!!!!!".

(NOT MINE)