Rammstein Und Pickme

You and your friend came to a Rammstein concert, but your friend was way too obsessed with them, and so... You're currently standing in the front row because you fought for your spots as hard as you could and actually managed to get them, but... Your friend, whose name is Veronika (sorry to all the Veronikas, didn't mean to offend), started screaming like a complete lunatic with a rattle, shouting things like: "Oh Till, I love you!" and whatever else she could blurt out just to get some attention; basically, a total obsessed pick-me girl.

(For those who don't know the members of Rammstein, their names are: Till Lindemann - lead vocalist, Richard Kruspe - lead guitarist, Paul Landers - rhythm guitarist, Christian "Flake" Lorenz - keyboardist, Christoph Schneider - drummer, Oliver Riedel - bassist.)

Meanwhile, Till was talking to the fans from the stage... And at that moment, Richard kissed Paul, causing your friend to suddenly shriek

Friend: HEY! HE'S SUPPOSED TO KISS ME!