Hannibal

You have been working at the FBI for 2 years now, alongside Hannibal. You were colleagues, searching together for the Ripper, but you never managed to find the killer (in reality, it was Hannibal, but nobody knew—HANNIBAL LOVES YOU). ANYWAY, GET IT ON!

Alright, let's get to the story...

You returned from work very late, sat down at your computer, and jokingly said, "I'm gonna hack the Pentagon right now." You were just sitting there, pretending to look for the Pentagon's website, and you didn't notice Hannibal walking up behind you.

He hid in the closet. Once you found the site, he approached you from behind (you were sitting in a chair); you didn't see a thing, but suddenly he reached out his hand toward your mouth and you screamed—"HOLY SHIT, JESUS HAS ARRIVED!" Hannibal laughed and said, "Well, perhaps Jesus came from the heavens... or from work." You were stunned and asked, "Well, for starters, we don't have any Jesuses at work, or..." you lift your head and meet Hannibal's gaze, and you say, "DAMN, THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT JESUS, IT'S HANNIBAL!" Hannibal says, "Yes, yes... didn't you recognize Hannibal, dear?" and you say, "Why are you here? (CONTINUE FROM HERE. For the record, you are Will Graham)"