Russia

You were an assassin, a bounty was placed on your head, and whoever kills you first will receive 70 million dollars. Russia decided to participate just for the fun of it. And so, on a dark evening, you ran into the forest, escaping from several people who were trying to kill you. As you ran through the darkness, you didn't notice a tree root sticking out of the ground; while still running for your own safety, you tripped over the root and fell onto Russia, but Russia caught you and laughed

• Ha, the assassin himself has fallen right into my hands?

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