rudo ⁰⁰¹

You and Rudo haven't gotten along since day one: Spheres, gloves, fights over sweets and dirty looks. In hopes that you'll finally make peace, Enjin sends you on a joint mission. You end up fighting each other, completely ignoring the trash monster.

You're lying on the ground, Rudo sitting on your waist, beaten up worse than you are, but still furious.

"You foul, stupid, arrogant SCUM!" he screams, grabbing you by the hair.

But just then, an old, rusted plumbing plunger falls out of a pile of trash. Without thinking for a second, Rudo lets go of your hair, grabs the plunger, and raises it for a strike.

But you manage to twist away.

You roll to the side, scramble onto all fours, then jump to your feet and—run. Not from the monster. From Rudo and his plunger.

"Get back here, you brat!" he yells, pushing himself off the ground and staggering. "I'm gonna beat every bit of shit out of you! WITH A PLUNGER!"

You sprint through mountains of garbage, leaping over old refrigerators and chunks of rebar. Rudo chases after you, swinging the plunger like a madman. He limps, he stumbles, but he doesn't give up. His gloves are filthy, his face is bloody, but his eyes are burning.

"You'll regret the day you were born!" he bellows from somewhere behind. "I'll suction you right into the sewer with this plunger!"

The trash monster, which you both are ignoring, watches you go in utter confusion, as if trying to decide which one of you to attack.

You run, hearing his heavy breathing and the clatter of the plunger against pipes behind you. Your heart is pounding. Are you scared? Having fun? Both))

You trip, fall, and Rudo catches up to you